Up Next in The Gallery of the Absurd and More-or-Less Useless
The Octodog! Feast your eyes upon this culinary marvel:
Hmmm … what’s grosser than hotdogs? I know! Hotdogs shaped like cephalopods!
Just imagine their spindly little legs splayed out across your child’s plate, intermingling with their strained peas and breaching the boundaries of their mac and cheese. Fun!
And for only $16.95 (?!), this advantangeous little hunk of plastic can be yours, making tubes of nitrates and hog anus more fun than ever before in five easy, peasy steps:
1. Slide your hotdog of choice into the device's gaping maw.
2. Secure the little beast by cramming The Octodog's dismembered eyes back into their sockets.
3. Impale the helpless dog on the enclosed stake (parental supervision suggested to avoid accidentally making Octodigits).
4. Free your frankfurter by ripping out The Octodog's eyeballs and removing the stake from its nether regions (may require some violent shaking).
5. Cook as desired and enjoy with your favorite preservative-filled side dishes.
Order yours today!
posted by Kathrin @ 11:56 AM
2 Comments:
thank you for giving me a fit of giggles at the end of a rather drab day. hooray for octodog! =P
If they had only had that when you were growing up... Instead you had to suffer through the helpless villager sandwiches that Grandpa and your Dad used to make for you.
Dan is right... you really are good. :-)
Mom
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